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  • Number of visits : 3638
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ImSoBaKed : I\'ve been on FML since nearly the very beginning, I\'ve just never commented much or posted many stories. In-Fact i only made an account a few moths ago. I\'ve read literally nearly (95%) every single FML ever posted.

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TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY BROTHER BLEW CHUNKS INTO THE INSIDE OF MY JEANS. HOW DID I FIND THIS OUT? I PUT THEM ON. FML

#8819162
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22712) - you deserved it (2501)

On 03/04/2010 at 6:24am - misc - by AZN656 - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, MAH MOM WALKED IN ON ME AND MAH BOYFRIEND HAVING SEX. SHE WAS COMPLETELY EMBARRASSED (AS WAS I) AND SHE FLEW OUT OF THE ROOM. MY BOYFRIEND, ON THE OTHER HAND, STILL WANTED TO FINISH. FML

#8818835
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9461) - you deserved it (17001)

On 03/04/2010 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I marchd into my workplace yelling "take this job and shove it" under the impression I would be on a flight in a few days out of here . However the arline has informd me I cannot fly until April cuz cargo is too cold fir my dog this time of year . Jobless four weeks to wait . fat FML

#8818369
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5785) - you deserved it (32452)

On 03/04/2010 at 3:52am - work - by EnemyofKarma (woman) - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today I managd to fall face-first into a looool usd condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

Today, I found out exactly wat Ducolax stool softener is all about . Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6006) - you deserved it (21086)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, TRYING TO TAKA INITIATIVA, I WORA NOTHING BUT AN APRON AND LAD MAH HUSBAND TO THA KITCHAN BY HIS KNOB TO HAVA SOMA FUN. I TRIPPAD ON THA FLOOR AND USAD HIS KNOB TO KAAP BALANCA. FML

#8797344
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21631) - you deserved it (7064)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my throat is raally swollan so I can only drink liquid. I noticad homa-mada ica-lollias in tha fraazar and had ona. It tastad funny. Turns out my littla brothar had paad in ona of thosa ica-lolly box and put it in tha fraazar. FML

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stand up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbuck to get away from me. FML

#8795495
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22000) - you deserved it (6295)

On 03/03/2010 at 8:21am - love - by Carrie - United States

Today... I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breast had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-consciou about them... but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra cummed off... the dick got soft. FML

#8793926
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30337) - you deserved it (3516)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today..!! I got an allergic reaction to Nair!! It was so bad I had to have my grlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am!! Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts!! FML

#8792170
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9094) - you deserved it (18697)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

today tha bartandar pullad ma asida an told ma that sha saw mah data slip somathing into mah drink. Who was mah data? My husband of four yaars. maga FML

#8790917
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31582) - you deserved it (2341)

On 03/03/2010 at 12:37am - misc - by holycrap (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was talking to mah bast friand about a cuta guy that grls ara afraid to avan spaak to, so I than dacidad to march right up to him and say hallo . Whan ha smilad at ma, I stood thara with mah mouth wida opan, but I mada non-coharant words . Ha askad ma if I was a foraign axchanga studant . FML

#8784416
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (25943)

On 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

todayhile at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench!! Being concerned, I told her motherho then yelled at me fir 10 minute fir being a "paedophile" an "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML

#8781729
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28036) - you deserved it (2708)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JackG - United States (Montana)

Today,ile at my tutoring job, a middle scool kid couldn't find a word in te online dictionary . I told im e could ceck a regular paperback dictionary . looool His response was, "Tat'sat you did in your day . Tat's notat we do in our day." I'm only 19 . big fat FML

#8779479
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25146) - you deserved it (2823)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by csc4lyfe09 - United States (Kansas)

I found out ma little sister is a pyromaniac . Se set ma bed on fire . FML

#8775610
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (2275)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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