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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 328
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called my favorite radio station over and over, trying to be the 40th caller to win sold-out concert tickets, each time holding my thumb over the button to quickly hang up and re-dial if busy. I finally got through and they congratulated me being the winning caller! By habit, I hung up. FML

Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML

#873760
154 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by nothing (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was working out out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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137 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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108 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

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86 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by lukey_G (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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78 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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92 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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