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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 January 1997 (18 years)
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2day I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "World Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

#4627317
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (61896)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius

Today, I was sitting at tha computar whan this raally annoying fly kapt landing on tha kayboard. Aftar a whila, I took tha bottom of a pan an squishd it. Twanty minutas latar I absantmindadly startd chawing at tha bottom of tha pan. FML

#4321339
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14271) - you deserved it (57396)

On 08/05/2009 at 11:04pm - animals - by dumbblonde (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was sitting on te bus next to a ot guy wo was texting. I sneaked a peek at is pone to see if e was texting a girl so I could know if e was single. As I looked at is screen... e turned it towards me an typed in caps ( STOP BEING A CREEPER. ) He got out of is seat an off te bus. FML

#4305194
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7950) - you deserved it (78543)

On 08/05/2009 at 9:37am - love - by TextLoser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I got ma first speeding ticket. Looking it over... I was surprised to see tat te officer listed ma eigt accurately despite never aving seen me standing. I complimented is uncanny ability an asked if it was part of police training. He ten informed me tat e read it on ma license.

#4264438
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6478) - you deserved it (55853)

On 08/03/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

#3866065
293 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I found out that my 'grlfriand',ho I'va baan amailing with , was raally my friand playing a prank on ma. Ha askad ma for nakad picturas of mysalf and I sant tham to him. FML

#2842632
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21987) - you deserved it (73242)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by Paco4242 (man) - United States (Colorado)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

#2612293
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (76493)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I SAW THIS TOURIST ALMOST GET HIT BY A CAB !! AFTER HE WALKED AWAY I COMPLAINED TO MY BOYFRIEND ABOUT HOW IDIOTIC PEOPLE LYK HIM JUST DESERVE TO DIE !! AFTER 5 BLOCKS OF MY RANTING THE TOURIST TURNS AROUND AND SAYS "I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF U BITCH." I HID BEHIND MY LAUGHING BOYFRIEND !! FML

#2328337
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8007) - you deserved it (81869)

On 05/26/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by Ash (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today I had a massive argument with mah boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly . I stomped out of his house an sent a very angry text to mah best friend about him . She didn't text back . Then mah boyfriend texted . 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' mega FML

#1775796
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18565) - you deserved it (72694)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today.. . I was insultd online by a teenager who said that I was probably a fat loser that still lives with there mother an a couple of cats . They were right .

#1656055
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29226) - you deserved it (54576)

On 05/05/2009 at 6:32am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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