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ImFrackinBored
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 3623
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImFrackinBored : I love to ski/snowboard, skateboard, longboard, watch X games/ extreme sports... and Travis Pastrana and Andy Bell trying to top eachother on big wheel backflips :D I love to pull random pranks and crap like thatt.. IDK what else to put other than i play guitar, love music... and love to do stuff outside :D

Message me if you want

Favorite bands are probably:

Avenged Sevenfold
Asking Alexandria
The Devil Wears Prada
Alter Bridge
Attack Attack!
Audioslave
Black Veil Brides
Breaking Benjamin
Blink- 182
All Time Low
Bullet for my Valentine
A Day to Remember
Digital Summer
Disturbed
Foo Fighters
Good Charlotte
Guns N' Roses
Hollywood Undead
Hendrix
Linkin Park
Lonely Island
Offspring
Papa Roach
Pierce the Veil
Rise Against
Shinedown
Stephen Lynch
Sublime
System of a Down
Three Days Grace
Sick Puppies
We Came as Romans
A Skylit Drive
Slipknot
Eve 6
...and a crapton more

Ehh thats all i can think of right now but good enough!

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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25946) - you deserved it (3665)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25946) - you deserved it (3665)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30843) - you deserved it (3351)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

#18904031
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8660) - you deserved it (21738)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16773) - you deserved it (33891)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16773) - you deserved it (33891)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

#18897176
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25235) - you deserved it (2440)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

#18897054
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21662) - you deserved it (6484)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24392) - you deserved it (1816)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

#18860090
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27060) - you deserved it (3316)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Emily27 (woman) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12660) - you deserved it (24586)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24489) - you deserved it (1763)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32196) - you deserved it (3572)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

#18844355
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24068) - you deserved it (4290)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27257) - you deserved it (4506)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom



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