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ImDaMommy

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ImDaMommy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 192
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that looool made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24353) - you deserved it (3661)

On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39021) - you deserved it (10040)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, mah family came to see me in mah first acting role in Romeo an Juliet. It all went reasonably well 4 the first half hour or so, after which mah seemingly shitfacd aunt startd heckling an saying ( that's what she said ) after every line, before eventually bieng thrown out by security. FML

#17760005
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24446) - you deserved it (2091)

On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I walkd in on mah new college roommate holding his cock!! He said ( Hi I'm Jeffrey , and this is Jeffrey junior ) while drecting attention towards his penis!! It's going to be a long semester!! FML

#17574583
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35100) - you deserved it (2589)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car.. . which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my looool car last week . FML

#14593479
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24954) - you deserved it (19412)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY MAH SON TOLD HIS TEACHER THAT SHE "HAS A NICE RACK." HE'S FOUR. FML

#14079841
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28310) - you deserved it (10476)

On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

#13481200
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38177) - you deserved it (8010)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I LEREND MY BOYFRIEND AS ANOTER GIRLFRIEND. HIS EXCUSE IS E'S BIPOLAR AND EAC OF IS PERSONALITIES NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND.

#10642030
282 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . HE SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY, AN GOES, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' THEN CONTINUES KISSING ME . FML

#8938821
123 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today mah son dacidad to coma out of tha closat by waaring a shirt that said ( Mom I'm gay ) to tha family raunion. FML

#4034101
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41066) - you deserved it (23733)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Mom (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, Mah Nephew Askd Me How Babies R Made. I Thought He'd Had This Chat With His Mom, But I Went In To It Again. After A 20 Minute 'discussion', He Says ( So What About The Good Stuff - Get To The Blowjobs An The Lesbians. ) He's 11. FML

#3221
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30998) - you deserved it (3370)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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