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ImDaMommy

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ImDaMommy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24198) - you deserved it (3644)

On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26818) - you deserved it (7950)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38831) - you deserved it (10010)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

#17760005
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24123) - you deserved it (2063)

On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#17574583
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34888) - you deserved it (2581)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

#14593479
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24785) - you deserved it (19342)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27447) - you deserved it (10235)

On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37990) - you deserved it (7989)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40430) - you deserved it (4581)

On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

#4034101
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40055) - you deserved it (23217)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Mom (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30742) - you deserved it (3356)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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