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  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 July 2000 (14 years)
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Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38107) - you deserved it (6804)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by kel (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML



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