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Ilovemisery

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 362
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ilovemisery : I just enjoy life and say what I want to say. So many people don't like me but I don't really give a shit. F.I.S.H

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Today, mah father was taking pictures of mah friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offerd to show us. He scrolld one picture too far and endd up showing us a picture of his penis. mega FML

#20927261
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59696) - you deserved it (4553)

On 10/20/2013 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Female_Lucifer (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

#20922962
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43083) - you deserved it (3641)

On 10/16/2013 at 5:52pm - work - by amy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63571) - you deserved it (26416)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... mah husband beggd me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet... taking a crap. He trid to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML

#20815318
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59485) - you deserved it (6560)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by countryblumpkin (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

#20763013
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59030) - you deserved it (10880)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

yesterday my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him an his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom an said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, 4get her. But I never forgot yur mom, that's how I stole her from yur dad." mega FML

#20687932
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54048) - you deserved it (3721)

On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56177) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Getting Ready, When I Hered Dad In The Shower. He Was Singing Along To The Song "The Wheel In The Sky" By Journey. Except He'd Changed The Lyrics An Was Singing, "The Dick On This Guy Needs A Rubbin'." It Turns Out Mom Was In The Shower With Him. FML

#20634724
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64183) - you deserved it (5218)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, cuz my husband thinks "expiration dates r 4 pussies." FML

#20511774
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36946) - you deserved it (4156)

On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, an hour after having looool been turnd down 4 sex, I walkd in on mah wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

#20178424
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34175) - you deserved it (4106)

On 11/25/2012 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, over a family dinner, husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

#20136968
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23559) - you deserved it (5189)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44605)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

today mah 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30044) - you deserved it (15563)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I got a call from mah 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, mah kid has been charging grls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50122) - you deserved it (8170)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in mah house. I decidd to beat mah meat to them. Later I found out it was mah grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16303) - you deserved it (77299)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)



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