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Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12997) - you deserved it (42760)

On 03/10/2013 at 3:54pm - misc - by human lava lamp (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33783) - you deserved it (5318)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States



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