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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 May 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1237
  • Number of comments : 251
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Illyssa : I'm awesome

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Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38440) - you deserved it (4155)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML


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