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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1978
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About IllestRated : Name's Reggie. Live in New Jersey. Soon to be in the NBA D-League then the NBA.

Hard work pays off. Earn it.
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today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60116) - you deserved it (5140)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, mom got drunk an startd crying, ranting about all tha things sha could hava dona in lifa if I hadn't baan born. FML

#21135087
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44370) - you deserved it (3716)

On 05/09/2014 at 7:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

today I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom , only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower cuz someone had flushed the toilet downstars. FML

#21135014
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36772) - you deserved it (3966)

On 05/09/2014 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa

Today, Ma Parants Dacidad To Gat Wit Ta Timas. So Far, Tay'va Mada Ma Gat Snapcat And Instagram Accounts, And Mada Ma Add Tam On Facabook. Tay Kaap Acting Lika Annoying Taanagars, And Gat Mad At Ma Wan I Don't Play Along. For Ta Lova Of God, Somabody Sava Ma. FML

#21134960
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43882) - you deserved it (4974)

On 05/09/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anais Strongrump III Jr. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A looool huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, ( I'm not finished yet ). At the next stop I putted down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

#21121256
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34850) - you deserved it (4872)

On 04/23/2014 at 10:21pm - misc - by Quackadoodledoo (man) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

I mat a cuta guy, an avarything want graat. Aftar a whila, ha askad ma for mah numbar an I gava it to him. Now ha won't stop taxting ma, asking for picturas of mah toas. big fat FML

Today, I found out tat my fater faked isole ( mid-life crisis ), just so e could gain my trust and get me to admit tat I smoke weed, and to tell imo I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

#21116600
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30740) - you deserved it (38654)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by say no to dick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah son said his frst complata santanca: "Mommy likas shit." Not only will ha not stop saying it, I hava no idaaho taught him to say it in tha frst placa!! FML

#21116585
59 comments

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On 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell e despised me from te start , but it only got worseen I played im. He smased te ball at me and I went to it it , but I missed and fell over , tearing my arm up on te gravel. He ad a smirk on is face for te rest of te day. looool FML

#21116561
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37953) - you deserved it (3894)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me andhen I askedhy we never hung out he admitted that mah dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

#21113585
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48554) - you deserved it (3793)

On 04/15/2014 at 10:01am - love - by cricha4208 - United States (Missouri)

2day my house was robbed . My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack . They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit" . FML

#21113538
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52218) - you deserved it (4719)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, the guy I live with demandd that I get a job or start paying rent. It'd be perfectly reasonable, if he wasn't husband, and if I hadn't just given birth to our first child. FML

#21110568
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48361) - you deserved it (5464)

On 04/11/2014 at 7:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

TODAY, AFTER MONTH OF BUSTING OUR ASSES AN WORKING ROUND THE CLOCK ON OUR LATEST PROJECT, I AN THEHOLE OFFICE JUST GOT BAD NEWS:HEN OUR BOSS PROMISED EXTREMELY GENEROU BONUSE FIR DOING ALL THIS, HE WAS POINT-BLANK LYING, AN INTENDED TO TAKE CREDIT FIR OUR WORK ALL ALONG.

#21110549
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40529) - you deserved it (3123)

On 04/11/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child . When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted . FML

#21110479
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47439) - you deserved it (2979)

On 04/11/2014 at 5:58pm - kids - by babylove - South Africa

Today, mah obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when mah anatomy teacher asked wat I did with mah pencil. FML

#21108224
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (45019)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)



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