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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1992 (22 years)
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Today , I went to the school dentist fir the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out mah teeth with the metal toothpick-thing , constantly hitting mah gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood , she looks up and says , laughing: "Oh , I forgot to putted mah glasses on". FML

#5848105
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41595) - you deserved it (2324)

On 10/16/2009 at 3:27am - health - by dentistvictim (man) - Norway (Oslo)

today I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game fir threatening children. fat FML

#5841852
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7544) - you deserved it (57440)

On 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm - kids - by hatelittleboys (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TADAY I WAS AT A BAR AND VERY DRUNK!! I WENT TO THE URINAL AND WHEN I WAS DONE I WENT TO ZIP UP WHEN I REALIZED I NEVER UNZIPPED!! FML

#5760830
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10470) - you deserved it (55789)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today, my daughter was feeling sick!! She threw up on the floor!! As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head!! Twice!! FML

#5679558
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42403) - you deserved it (4076)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:08am - kids - by laurwitharawr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding . The photographer said I was too ugly fir the official photos so they searched the crowd fir a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car . No one in the crowd stopped to defend me . My mom told me it's my own fault . FML

#5642401
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50105) - you deserved it (4350)

On 10/04/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by CapeRanger (man) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today , I woke up from a nap on ma new bd to see ma pone lit up wit new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out ma new bd?" as a mass text wile I was asleep to every boy in ma pone. Mark will be ere in an our , Jon wants to know wat I'm wearing , an ma ex's new grlfriend is not amusd. FML

#5378920
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37142) - you deserved it (3460)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM DEFECATING WHEN I FELT SOMETHING HANGING THERE. I REACHD BACK WITH TOILET PAPER AND STARTING PULLING IT OUT INCH BY INCH; 3 FEET LATER I LEREND I HAD A TAPEWORM. WORST OF ALL, NO PHARMACY HAS THE MD THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBD. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS THING UNTIL THE MD GETS HERE. FML

#5276065
330 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." mega FML

#5144800
91 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

2day I realizd that the shorts I have been wereing all day say ( Juicy ) on the ass . My name is John looool . FML

#5136850
130 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , in Cham , I was chosan to hold tha fira axtinguishar just in casa somathing happanadhila showing how to blow up a dangarous chamical!! My taachar told ma to spray if anything got out of control!! Ha lit tha fira and I fraakad out and sprayad it!! Tha antira wing of mah school was avacutad!! FML

#5131890
92 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by firefighter (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Began Mah Job As An Intern At A High School. I Saw One Of The Students Looked Very Familiar, And I Couldn't Remember From Where. Then I Figured It Out, I Had Hooked Up With Him At A Club Last Week. He's A Junior In High School, I'm In Mah Last Year Of College. FML

#5041088
120 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by akward (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was turned down from mah dream job at a graphic design firm . Before the interview, concerned about mah hobo style would not impres the company, I shaved, cut mah long hair, and even bought a suit . They said I wasn't "free-spirited and creative enough." big fat FML

#4996993
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43991) - you deserved it (6142)

On 09/02/2009 at 11:12am - work - by hoboman (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of hieghts. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride 4 me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. real FML

#4970470
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39660) - you deserved it (14721)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:30am - health - by pussyOUT (man) - United States

yesterday I was strolling past an old women wen from beind se called "can u elp me get te rest of te groceries out of te car?" I approaced te car, an elped er un-load bags. Se began itting me, screaming "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". Se was actually asking er son in te car. FML

#4942849
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40187) - you deserved it (6012)

On 08/30/2009 at 11:32pm - misc - by LGFLIPSTER (man) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT WHY MY 5 YEAR OLD SON'S TEACHER ACTS SO AWKWARD AROUND ME. MY SON TOLD EVERYONE IN HIS CLASS THAT I WORK AS A STRIPPER. I'M NOT A STRIPPER, I WORK AT THE STRIP MALL. FML

#4803668
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40180) - you deserved it (2604)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)



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