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Ilikepie82479

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Ilikepie82479

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 289
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

#21379225
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28685) - you deserved it (3243)

On 03/22/2015 at 12:03am - health - by noway - United States (California)

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

#21367992
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31829) - you deserved it (2791)

On 03/04/2015 at 1:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

#21366431
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31300) - you deserved it (4410)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

#21362620
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33790) - you deserved it (3009)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

#21310827
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37601) - you deserved it (3571)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

#21303227
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32304) - you deserved it (3624)

On 11/21/2014 at 8:51am - misc - by UTRejected (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

#21302935
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30809) - you deserved it (9957)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

#21302927
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32877) - you deserved it (2556)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by spreadburger - United States (Florida)

Today, a girl said to me, "Sorry, but I have a boyfriend". I hadn't said anything to her. FML

Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML

#21302177
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30788) - you deserved it (5062)

On 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm - work - by bookworm - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

#21302073
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38718) - you deserved it (3500)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

#21293802
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35446) - you deserved it (3602)

On 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by ozozl - United States (Colorado)

Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML

Today, my daughter mentioned that she didn't need to work because she could convert a dollar to 13 Mexican pesos and convert it back into "13 USD", over and over again. She's 17. FML

#21290410
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (4736)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:23am - kids - by wow - United States (Florida)

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

#21249322
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38591) - you deserved it (3078)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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