This member hasn't filled in their description.
Ilikepie82479's FML badges
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Ilikepie82479's favorite FMLs
by noway / 03/22/2015 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2015 at 1:20pm / United States / Health
by meeeee! / 03/02/2015 at 8:26am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML
by WTF / 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by UTRejected / 11/21/2014 at 8:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm / United States / Work
by spreadburger / 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by CCrew42 / 11/20/2014 at 7:27pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by bookworm / 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML
by ozozl / 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by TonyTalkingClock / 11/04/2014 at 7:48am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by wow / 11/02/2014 at 10:23am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…