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by noway / 03/22/2015 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2015 at 1:20pm / United States / Health
by meeeee! / 03/02/2015 at 8:26am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML
by WTF / 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by UTRejected / 11/21/2014 at 8:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm / United States / Work
by spreadburger / 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by CCrew42 / 11/20/2014 at 7:27pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by bookworm / 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML
by ozozl / 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by TonyTalkingClock / 11/04/2014 at 7:48am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by wow / 11/02/2014 at 10:23am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on… Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that… Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend.…
- Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how… Today, my best friend of 12 years told me she couldn't attend my wedding. What was so important to…