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Ilikepie467

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Ilikepie467

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 248
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Ilikepie467's favorite FMLs

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

#17538600
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27561) - you deserved it (5484)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

#13653489
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24012) - you deserved it (5377)

On 10/30/2010 at 7:46pm - misc - by demaris (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

#6785905
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24288) - you deserved it (10674)

On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

#3475605
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36612) - you deserved it (9394)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by Peta2nNoMore (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

#677461
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101976) - you deserved it (22290)

On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am - love - by engaged (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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