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Ilikepie467

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Ilikepie467

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 498
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Ilikepie467's favorite FMLs

Today, grlfriend confessed tat se's been ceating on me for te past two monts. Apparently se tougt I'd take it well, cuzen I yelled at er for bieng a eartless bitc, se stuttered "S-sike!" an tried to play it off as a prank. Se's acting like we're still dating. FML

#21316716
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33033) - you deserved it (2693)

On 12/13/2014 at 11:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I was making love to mah fiancée , when she dug her nails into mah back an told me to ( choke ) her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

#20698818
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81944) - you deserved it (5582)

On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

yesterday I had a graded performance in my drama class . I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room . I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape" . The thin glass smashed . Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood . FML

#17757780
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22052) - you deserved it (8513)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:18pm - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today , mah beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that mah dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically , KFC. FML

#17538600
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27768) - you deserved it (5502)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55376) - you deserved it (27743)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Following A Makeup Tutorial On YouTube. Te Girl Said To Apply Concealer To Any ( Problem Areas ) On My Face. Wen I Was Done, 90% Of My Face Was Coverd In Concealer. FML

#13653489
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24245) - you deserved it (5394)

On 10/30/2010 at 7:46pm - misc - by demaris (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

2day I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If u so much as flinch I'm going to shoot an 50,000 volts will be directed through yur nose an groin." real FML

#6785905
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24551) - you deserved it (10721)

On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Cummd Home And Found A Few Of Mah Faux Fur Coats Completely Butcherd . On Mah Way To Interrogate Mah Boys, The Only Ones Home, I Found Our Husky Dog,ho Was Recently Shavd Fir An Operation, Coverd In The Fur That Once Belongd To Mah Coat . My Boys Said 'he Was Cold' . FML

#3475605
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36818) - you deserved it (9420)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by Peta2nNoMore (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and mah girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall 4 "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

#677461
406 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102961) - you deserved it (22363)

On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am - love - by engaged (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" an the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

#229986
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71568) - you deserved it (6932)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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