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Ikushka

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2324
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ikushka : Hi.Bye.Funny? Tried.Nah.:P

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Ikushka's favorite FMLs

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31259) - you deserved it (9147)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

#9153191
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32051) - you deserved it (4618)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:05am - love - by Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

#8617932
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36757) - you deserved it (2567)

On 02/24/2010 at 4:28pm - misc - by koolkidx3 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

#8472964
152 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:59am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

#7962571
211 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML

#7946565
36 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from mobile version

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

#7782568
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35104) - you deserved it (9197)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from mobile version

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

#7612223
109 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
262 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

#7121282
80 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 4:56am - love - by CP19JK12KH (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML

#6791694
44 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 10:35am - intimacy - by turriblebday (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697
162 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13857) - you deserved it (34919)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm travelling to England for an important meeting. I'm Norwegian, and my name is Bård. I have to introduce myself as bored the whole day, because that's how my name is pronounced. FML

#6662033
132 comments

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On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

#6658638
42 comments

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On 12/08/2009 at 12:09am - love - by CheLi (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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