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About Iknowsomestuff : General
Like like college football and nice, fun people. I don't really like going to the gym but I like having gone to the gym, so I go to the gym. I like meeting new people and will talk to strangers frequently.
I like seafood, pasta and plain pizza. I really like plain pizza. And calzones. And meatball subs. It's not unusual for me to buy a single slice of yellow cake with chocolate icing and eat mostly just the icing.
I like learning new things, and seem to be particularly attracted to to things that will never have any practical application for me. I like movies and detective shows. Really flexible with detective shows but prefer ones that have a sense of humor or don't take themselves too seriously. I like golf except when I'm playing. I have an Xbox but rarely use it, although I played L.A. Noire all the way through. I like taking walks.
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Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML
Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML
Friday 12 February 2016