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About Ikickmidgets : I like to practice gynecology in my spare time. I'm only held back due to a twitchy hand with long nails.

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Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML


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On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

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