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IgnatiusBaseball

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IgnatiusBaseball
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 September 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1561
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About IgnatiusBaseball : Yes I play baseball.

"There are only two rules for success:
1. Never tell everything you know."
-Roger H. Lincoln

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IgnatiusBaseball's favorite FMLs

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML

#21475435
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22605) - you deserved it (6354)

On 10/02/2015 at 5:01pm - intimacy - by sad-boing (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28938) - you deserved it (4818)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, it's got to the point where my parents have to force me to plan social outings. FML

#21442703
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22495) - you deserved it (5345)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:47pm - misc - by TheDarth (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

#21430988
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23846) - you deserved it (3523)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:16am - love - by imblue42 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35174) - you deserved it (3902)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (5290)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

#21382575
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28949) - you deserved it (5082)

On 03/27/2015 at 6:50pm - health - by Bonecrusher (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking about an essay I'd written for a class that was due to be turned in online days ago. I thought mine was well written and I'd even finished it a couple of days early so I wouldn't forget about it. After a few minutes of talking and feeling proud, I realized that I forgot to turn it in. FML

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45277) - you deserved it (20999)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25016) - you deserved it (35354)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

#21354669
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34995) - you deserved it (3322)

On 02/12/2015 at 11:25am - love - by Vampire Teabag - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML

#21344664
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26234) - you deserved it (2917)

On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

#21337152
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31385) - you deserved it (7434)

On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML

#21322620
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37023) - you deserved it (3240)

On 12/23/2014 at 10:24am - love - by got any coupons? - United States



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