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About IfHeartsWereCold : Just your average joe. 14.. I usually go on FML when Im bored.. Yeah.

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Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML


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