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IfHeartsWereCold
  • Town/Country : Milwaukee, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 66
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About IfHeartsWereCold : Just your average joe. 14.. I usually go on FML when Im bored.. Yeah.

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Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33142) - you deserved it (4631)

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