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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1998 (17 years)
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About IfHeartsWereCold : Just your average joe. 14.. I usually go on FML when Im bored.. Yeah.

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Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41440) - you deserved it (5581)

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