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Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

#21737
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34539) - you deserved it (3169)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by melissa (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and do me.' He never responded. FML

#21094
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42659) - you deserved it (10607)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by noneofthesex (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

#13746
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42593) - you deserved it (3076)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39461) - you deserved it (2741)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45966) - you deserved it (13848)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

#8528
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31594) - you deserved it (2091)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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