About Idonebeenhad :
I love doctor who, grey's anatomy, battlestar galactica, and house. Fave bands are MCR, all time low, story of the year, paramore, and the red jumpsuit apparatus.
Is that all your stalkin' self needs to know about me? No? Okay, leave me a message; I probably won't reply.
PS: That old saying, "better to have loved than never to have loved at all" is, at least in my opinion, complete and utter bullshit.
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Idonebeenhad's favorite FMLs
by Avery / 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (California) / Geek
by SG / 03/24/2012 at 8:14am / United States / Intimacy
Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
by jennag5 / 03/24/2012 at 2:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Austin Franklin / 03/18/2012 at 7:41am / United States / Love
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
by danny5191 / 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Health
Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
by 0stvn0 / 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy
Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML
by S. Michaels / 03/14/2012 at 11:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML
by Simms / 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Hungrytoothbrush / 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/04/2012 at 7:59pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Crying / 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Geek
by unknown / 02/26/2012 at 8:53am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…