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Idonebeenhad
  • Town/Country : narnia, the wardrobe
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3904
  • Number of comments : 297
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Idonebeenhad :
I love doctor who, grey's anatomy, battlestar galactica, and house. Fave bands are MCR, all time low, story of the year, paramore, and the red jumpsuit apparatus.

Is that all your stalkin' self needs to know about me? No? Okay, leave me a message; I probably won't reply.

PS: That old saying, "better to have loved than never to have loved at all" is, at least in my opinion, complete and utter bullshit.

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Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

#2488
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18939) - you deserved it (1995)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

#2488
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18939) - you deserved it (1995)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

#2341
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12726) - you deserved it (12421)

On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21167) - you deserved it (5041)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML

#1077
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15157) - you deserved it (1887)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by dunnough - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

#562
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16748) - you deserved it (1517)

On 12/21/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Yudor - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42234) - you deserved it (2278)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML

#504
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17098) - you deserved it (5091)

On 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm - misc - by Peel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

#150
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29745) - you deserved it (7296)

On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82303) - you deserved it (37695)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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