About Idonebeenhad :
I love doctor who, grey's anatomy, battlestar galactica, and house. Fave bands are MCR, all time low, story of the year, paramore, and the red jumpsuit apparatus.
Is that all your stalkin' self needs to know about me? No? Okay, leave me a message; I probably won't reply.
PS: That old saying, "better to have loved than never to have loved at all" is, at least in my opinion, complete and utter bullshit.
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Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by dunnough - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
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On 12/21/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Yudor - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
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On 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm - misc - by Peel - Sent from mobile version
Today, I've just lost over 12 thousand Pounds and it's not even half way through the trading day. FML
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On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France
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