About Idonebeenhad :
I love doctor who, grey's anatomy, battlestar galactica, and house. Fave bands are MCR, all time low, story of the year, paramore, and the red jumpsuit apparatus.
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PS: That old saying, "better to have loved than never to have loved at all" is, at least in my opinion, complete and utter bullshit.
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by Clueless / 05/24/2009 at 1:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML
by boyo / 05/21/2009 at 5:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML
by oops / 05/18/2009 at 4:45am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 4:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 9:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML
by dwek / 05/15/2009 at 7:07am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML
by Manatee / 05/11/2009 at 11:14am / United States (California) / Health
by catlady1989 / 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
by busybee / 05/09/2009 at 11:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm / Italy (Toscana) / Health
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
by random / 05/06/2009 at 4:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2009 at 2:04am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "everyone poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML
by anonymous / 05/04/2009 at 1:40am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
by danggit3290 / 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML
by itswhateverr / 05/03/2009 at 12:16am / United States (New York) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini… Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found… Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to…