About Idonebeenhad :
I love doctor who, grey's anatomy, battlestar galactica, and house. Fave bands are MCR, all time low, story of the year, paramore, and the red jumpsuit apparatus.
Is that all your stalkin' self needs to know about me? No? Okay, leave me a message; I probably won't reply.
PS: That old saying, "better to have loved than never to have loved at all" is, at least in my opinion, complete and utter bullshit.
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Idonebeenhad's favorite FMLs
Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML
by liz / 06/21/2009 at 5:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2009 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
by automaticfail_00 / 06/17/2009 at 7:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2009 at 12:32pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Work
by yashmoshin1 / 06/17/2009 at 10:06am / United States / Love
by visn / 06/17/2009 at 1:15am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML
by Anonymous / 06/16/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
by BirthdayTeeth / 06/16/2009 at 7:14am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving and I was the only one not invited. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2009 at 9:15pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by foretwintie / 06/06/2009 at 7:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
by hamsterlovinn / 06/06/2009 at 1:51am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/05/2009 at 9:20am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML
by quietdown / 05/30/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
by A.K. / 05/27/2009 at 8:40am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…