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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7900
  • Number of comments : 297
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Idonebeenhad :
I love doctor who, grey's anatomy, battlestar galactica, and house. Fave bands are MCR, all time low, story of the year, paramore, and the red jumpsuit apparatus.

Is that all your stalkin' self needs to know about me? No? Okay, leave me a message; I probably won't reply.

PS: That old saying, "better to have loved than never to have loved at all" is, at least in my opinion, complete and utter bullshit.

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Today, I found out the reason mah boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal videos was so he could looool sell them online to porn websites.

#16646185
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46708) - you deserved it (18208)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, drty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents house. He yelld at me because the place was a mess. real FML

#16645871
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41526) - you deserved it (9098)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out mah mom has notebooks with looool lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51680) - you deserved it (3561)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, family went and visitd nan . She usherd me in close and askd, "When are u going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14939) - you deserved it (43366)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today boyfriend told me I lookd pretty. I said "Aww that's the first time you've said that to me." He replid "Well it's the first time you've lookd pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47481) - you deserved it (9026)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today... I had to explain to mah sobbing teenage daughter why u can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53280) - you deserved it (8678)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, My Ex Husband Is Marrying My Sister. FML

#16279756
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96472) - you deserved it (6402)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

#16205255
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13311) - you deserved it (42758)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:04pm - misc - by o.v. (man) - Bangladesh

Today, I realizd mah 3 year old son, who is being potty traind, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year old father. FML

#16197778
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27527) - you deserved it (5787)

On 05/15/2011 at 11:40pm - kids - by blewidstepr (woman) -

Today , I pretended to not be able to go out wit a friend so I could ang wit my boyfriend at te movies. Wen I sat down I received a text tat said ( turn around ) it was er. FML

#16181891
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9635) - you deserved it (64635)

On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, I Lockd Myself In The Bathroom And Startd Spanking The Ferret. I Startd To Get Really Into It When Mah Dad Startd Pounding On The Door And Yelld, "Son, That's Great Staying Power, But Can You Finish Up Already?" Real FML

#16068047
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13409) - you deserved it (48297)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, after spending 8 months an $11,000 on school, I was denid a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decidd to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her frst job. EVER. FML

#16053406
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32329) - you deserved it (3259)

On 05/05/2011 at 2:54am - misc - by alphafoxy21 - United States (Alaska)

Today, Doctor Told Me Asthma Was Being Triggered By Dad's Smoking!! He Wrote A Note To Dad, Asking Him To Refrain From Smokinghile Around Me!! My Dad Took One Look At The Note, Then Threw It In The Trash, Saying The Doctor "doesn't Knowhat He's Talking About." FML

#15977216
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41244) - you deserved it (2738)

On 04/29/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by Wtf (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday.. . I Was On A Three Hour Flight To Los Angele 4 A Corporate Meeting . The Woman Next To Me Instantly Fell Asleep And Snored Louder Than A Freight Train...hile The Kid Behind Me Made A Hobby Of Thashing My Seat From Behind . When I Peered Over And Asked Him To Stop.. . He Spat In My Face . FML

#15887024
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32360) - you deserved it (3090)

On 04/22/2011 at 2:43pm - work - by Ashleigh - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide diabetes medication. FML

#15805325
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46467) - you deserved it (18081)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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