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About Idonebeenhad :
I love doctor who, grey's anatomy, battlestar galactica, and house. Fave bands are MCR, all time low, story of the year, paramore, and the red jumpsuit apparatus.
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PS: That old saying, "better to have loved than never to have loved at all" is, at least in my opinion, complete and utter bullshit.
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Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, drty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents house. He yelld at me because the place was a mess. real FML
Today, I found out mah mom has notebooks with looool lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
Today, I Lockd Myself In The Bathroom And Startd Spanking The Ferret. I Startd To Get Really Into It When Mah Dad Startd Pounding On The Door And Yelld, "Son, That's Great Staying Power, But Can You Finish Up Already?" Real FML
Today, after spending 8 months an $11,000 on school, I was denid a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decidd to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her frst job. EVER. FML
Today, Doctor Told Me Asthma Was Being Triggered By Dad's Smoking!! He Wrote A Note To Dad, Asking Him To Refrain From Smokinghile Around Me!! My Dad Took One Look At The Note, Then Threw It In The Trash, Saying The Doctor "doesn't Knowhat He's Talking About." FML
Yesterday.. . I Was On A Three Hour Flight To Los Angele 4 A Corporate Meeting . The Woman Next To Me Instantly Fell Asleep And Snored Louder Than A Freight Train...hile The Kid Behind Me Made A Hobby Of Thashing My Seat From Behind . When I Peered Over And Asked Him To Stop.. . He Spat In My Face . FML
Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide diabetes medication. FML
Friday 27 March 2015