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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10171
  • Number of comments : 297
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Idonebeenhad :
I love doctor who, grey's anatomy, battlestar galactica, and house. Fave bands are MCR, all time low, story of the year, paramore, and the red jumpsuit apparatus.

Is that all your stalkin' self needs to know about me? No? Okay, leave me a message; I probably won't reply.

PS: That old saying, "better to have loved than never to have loved at all" is, at least in my opinion, complete and utter bullshit.

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Idonebeenhad's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33329) - you deserved it (3491)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by STIdiot (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30156) - you deserved it (3442)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32728) - you deserved it (2680)

On 10/08/2011 at 2:48am - health - by ohgawd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27773) - you deserved it (2032)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:28pm - work - by hazlanz216 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25463) - you deserved it (2256)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:52am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31374) - you deserved it (4644)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24415) - you deserved it (8948)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:18pm - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30307) - you deserved it (2930)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML


I agree, your life sucks (14468) - you deserved it (46219)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my destination was the Hilton resort. He took me to a bed and breakfast across town. When I finally got to my hotel, I cursed him out and didn't give him a tip. I then realized I'd left my phone in the taxi after he left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25652) - you deserved it (24491)

On 08/19/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded, "Calm down, it's not like I've never seen 'spludge' before." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32405) - you deserved it (6450)

On 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44455) - you deserved it (5042)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40165) - you deserved it (7576)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41461) - you deserved it (2502)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)

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