About Idonebeenhad :
I love doctor who, grey's anatomy, battlestar galactica, and house. Fave bands are MCR, all time low, story of the year, paramore, and the red jumpsuit apparatus.
Is that all your stalkin' self needs to know about me? No? Okay, leave me a message; I probably won't reply.
PS: That old saying, "better to have loved than never to have loved at all" is, at least in my opinion, complete and utter bullshit.
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by hitchhiked / 01/04/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML
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by Anonymous / 12/08/2011 at 1:14pm / United States / Money
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by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:27am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
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