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Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by CapeRanger (man) - South Africa (Limpopo)
Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML
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On 08/06/2009 at 11:40am - misc - by daddysboy123 (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
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On 06/21/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by creepyeyes (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I am renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML
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On 05/26/2009 at 5:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
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On 04/29/2009 at 4:06am - health - by Jake (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version
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