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About IdaE : Hiia all of you stalkers!
I'm 16, I live in Norway. I'm kinda new here, or not new "new", just new to commenting. I love to travel and learn about new cultures. I like to play the sims because hey, who doesn't like to drown someone just because they didn't like your sim? I also like games such as: Last of us, CoD, Alice: madness returns etc... I like to read books and the lord of the rings is my favorite :)
And one more thing. Icebears do not walk around in the city, nor anywere in Norway...
Oh and half of the comments you see on FML is probably written on the toilet :)
Anyway, i'm a nice person! If you want to talk to me feel free to message me, i'm not going to bite ya
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