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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2351
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Icyghost17 : 22 year old student.

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Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

#18933385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19776) - you deserved it (3208)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

#18825531
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28052) - you deserved it (2830)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm - misc - by Lea (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

#18773775
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24562) - you deserved it (5543)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

#18738819
76 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31240) - you deserved it (3707)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

#18648133
120 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29576) - you deserved it (21211)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

#18550931
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29355) - you deserved it (2376)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

#18528339
83 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm - money - by Cano951 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
135 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194
124 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

#18430180
111 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392
37 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML

#18397332
100 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9525) - you deserved it (59089)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada



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