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Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States
Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by merissa22 - United States (Illinois)
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
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Today, I had an upset stomach. I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom. As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out. I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 5:19am - health - by TheCerealKiller - United States (California)
Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw, and the waiters had to call 911. FML
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On 07/29/2012 at 1:15am - health - by cherknobil (man) - United States (California)
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 1:47am - health - by fuuuuuh - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 10:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I went for a jog. I was 5 km away from home when I had a sudden urge to poop. I didn't want to use the bushes, so I thought I could hold it in. I was wrong. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 9:48am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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