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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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Today, I was playing wit cat. I tried to put im on stomac, but e refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weigt, e won't lay wit me or purr. I tink fat was te only ting e liked about me. FML

#20150645
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22717) - you deserved it (2544)

On 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm - animals - by creedonfied - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, ( When do u circumcise the baby? ) We had a babby girl.

#20138333
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24930) - you deserved it (2365)

On 10/29/2012 at 6:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

#20137874
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18613) - you deserved it (3620)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)

2dayhile driving with puppy in the passenger seat , he jumpd out of the window. FML

#20124915
130 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML

#20121138
108 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
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On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Had To Eat Mah Breakfast In Terrified Silence, As Mah Hungover Mother Staggered Into The Room, Shouted At The Kettle 4 Not Boiling Fast Enough, And After A Few Seconds, Screamed That I'd Sabotaged It. I'm Now Grounded 4 Supposedly Trying To Fuck With Her Head. FML

#20113953
56 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 7:00pm - misc - by WTF (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Taday my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase bieng dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate ( Who raised u to be such a pig? ) Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question . FML

#20098049
86 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States

Today, I Had To Explain To Mah 22-year-old Boyfriend That Mice Do Not Grow Up To Be Rats. FML

#20096649
93 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , mah cousin suddanly confidad in ma that ha had triad to commit suicida by ovardosing whan ha was 17. Shockad and not knowing how to raspond , I blurtad out , "Did it work?" FML

#20068483
102 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

#20060710
183 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)

Today I recieved the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fred from last week!! FML

#20059608
37 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak!! I can only see out of one eye , and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling!! FML

#20052545
54 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by merissa22 - United States (Illinois)

today after quite a long work day, I got home to find mah house had been broken into . Everything but mah sleeping boyfriend was gone . FML

#20035898
122 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)



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