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Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML
Today, I Had To Eat Mah Breakfast In Terrified Silence, As Mah Hungover Mother Staggered Into The Room, Shouted At The Kettle 4 Not Boiling Fast Enough, And After A Few Seconds, Screamed That I'd Sabotaged It. I'm Now Grounded 4 Supposedly Trying To Fuck With Her Head. FML
Taday my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase bieng dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate ( Who raised u to be such a pig? ) Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question . FML
Today... I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Friday 27 March 2015