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Icyghost17

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Icyghost17

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5659
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Icyghost17 : 22 year old student.

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Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML

#115170
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45034) - you deserved it (2257)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by ExtendedVacation (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML

#91860
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43677) - you deserved it (3739)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Dale (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44468) - you deserved it (7375)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

#24664
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37335) - you deserved it (7896)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

#13889
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13137) - you deserved it (24948)

On 02/07/2009 at 7:53pm - misc - by tarheels526 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, My roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML

#12686
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26840) - you deserved it (3370)

On 02/06/2009 at 11:58pm - misc - by CBM2012 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49130) - you deserved it (15175)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38951) - you deserved it (1910)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML

#3757
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28673) - you deserved it (1628)

On 01/30/2009 at 12:05pm - health - by ihateeverything - United States (New York)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4484) - you deserved it (45607)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7963) - you deserved it (53433)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version



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