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IcyCold
  • Town/Country : Folsom, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 802
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35125) - you deserved it (4874)

On 06/09/2009 at 3:39pm - work - by IronMonkey (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98686) - you deserved it (5178)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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