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IchiDork
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 April 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 790
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About IchiDork : *fart*

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Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32246) - you deserved it (2954)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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148 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53955) - you deserved it (11683)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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119 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21222) - you deserved it (4658)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:07am - health - by haleyfml - United States (California)

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25932) - you deserved it (4454)

On 09/19/2010 at 7:55pm - health - by keenan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML

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98 comments

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On 08/27/2010 at 8:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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228 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)



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