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Icarus_II
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 977
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Icarus_II : Hey, I'm Austin. I just moved so I'm a lot happier now. Back to where I've been most. Can't wait to turn 15, I can't wait to live on my own. Hopefully I can get into a nice college and get recognized for Freestyle BMX. I ride a GT '09 Preformer for anyone who knows their bikes. Well that's all I can't think of so just message me if you got a question, complaint, comment, or just want to talk. Thanks

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Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34939) - you deserved it (9140)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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1157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69225) - you deserved it (179577)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
992 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58839) - you deserved it (642937)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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717 comments

I agree, your life sucks (735849) - you deserved it (73962)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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