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  • Number of visits : 69208
  • Number of comments : 187
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

#2478
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (8353)

On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7548) - you deserved it (35507)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32391) - you deserved it (2863)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17706) - you deserved it (1970)

On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version



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