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TODAY, I TOOK MAH DOG FOR A WALK. IT BECAME FRIENDLY WITH ANOTHER DOG, AND I REACHED DOWN TO PET THEM BOTH. SUDDENLY, AN OLD WOMAN RUNS UP TO ME AND WHACK ME WITH HER CANE REPEATEDLY. APPARENTLY, HER PREVIOU DOG HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A WOMAN WHO LOOKED A LOT LIKE ME. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42226) - you deserved it (2438)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:53pm - animals - by anon - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND OF TEN MONTHS SENT ME A PICTURE MESSAGE OF HER MAKING OUT WITH A GUY. UNDER IT, IT READ "YOU CAN PICK YUR STUFF UP IN THE MORNING." MEGA FML

#2992603
196 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 11:08am - intimacy - by larvagirl23 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I rode mah bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal fir turning left. A car passing the opposite way veerd towards me and attemptd to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over mah body and mah bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
297 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed mah tan away. FML

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269 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 1:44am - health - by tgstreaks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

I was looool walking troug te park eating fries. Tere was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. Tey didn't seem too interested, so I trew some fries down as I walked by to try and elp er out. About 2 minute later, I eard screaming. A uge group of pigeon were attacking te old woman. FML

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145 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I bougt a coral colord oodd sweatsirt,ic ma girlfriend told me was ( ot ). I wore it to a baseball game tonigt. Wen it got cold I put te ood over ma ead , only to ear everyone beind me laug. Te back of te looool ood said ( Boy crazy ). It was a teen girls sweatsirt. FML

#963370
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18530) - you deserved it (65857)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheatd an still got a 70. FML

#951533
185 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by snathans (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
431 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at ome, wen I went to get off, my sort got stuck under te seat. I dangled alf upside down until my sort ripped an I fell on te ground face first breaking my front toot. I broke my toot riding a bike tat doesn’t even move. FML

#897879
90 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 4:17am - misc - by missy (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

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300 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

today while showering, mah 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all mah makeup!! Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots!! Afterward, I sent the images to all mah friends and family!! Then I realizd the reflection on the mirror was me fully nakd!! FML

#807564
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38071) - you deserved it (86236)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)



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