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Ibuki

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Ibuki

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 308
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ibuki : "'...That’s me - Ibuki Mioda!"

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Visits<b>Jishiku</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 6:27pm<b>RandomBird</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 8:00pm<b>Miku01</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 5:46pm<b>thenick_m</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 4:06pm<b>mexeuphemism</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 12:57am<b>AngryRussianGuy</b> - the 03/30/2014 at 12:56pm<b>jamaicandog</b> - the 02/17/2014 at 12:28am<b>lacey117</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 2:50pm<b>shadow_of_415</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 1:44pm<b>Inkspots</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 3:02am<b>Baucis</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 10:40pm<b>pipibug</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 7:00pm<b>minutepoet</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 7:23am<b>neonvortex</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 2:09am<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 12:12am<b>Kibaruto</b> - the 01/23/2014 at 2:28pm<b>Komaeda</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 9:48pm<b>DetroitDov</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 12:29am

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Ibuki's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML

#20922948
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38674) - you deserved it (3188)

On 10/16/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by Awahso - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

#20916733
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30229) - you deserved it (15993)

On 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

#20198676
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31602) - you deserved it (6249)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

#20191552
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11929) - you deserved it (28077)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25462) - you deserved it (3759)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

#20021274
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21315) - you deserved it (2430)

On 08/14/2012 at 8:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31096) - you deserved it (8574)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML

#20013286
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22438) - you deserved it (3859)

On 08/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by ice cream dude - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

#20004599
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21723) - you deserved it (4503)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

#20003299
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22223) - you deserved it (2955)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87627) - you deserved it (14646)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63020) - you deserved it (16009)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139736) - you deserved it (10001)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30020) - you deserved it (74745)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

#1930337
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (358789) - you deserved it (17967)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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