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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
by atsukobo / 02/23/2012 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Love
by Blueshock08 / 02/23/2012 at 2:03am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by crzyry / 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by SmallTownCutie / 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm / Health
by vsshopper / 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm / Reserved / Work
Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML
by fmlsrslyahhh / 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
by purpleivy / 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by oxymorons / 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by jellyybean / 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 6:59am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
by Pool-less / 09/04/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
by f*ckingdisgusted / 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm / United States / Kids