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IantoJones

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IantoJones

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 August 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 978
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About IantoJones : The 21st century is when everything changes...and you've got to be ready.

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IantoJones's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40589) - you deserved it (2971)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML

#17487298
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31064) - you deserved it (12615)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22789) - you deserved it (3550)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

#17403916
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39194) - you deserved it (6922)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

#17403392
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21982) - you deserved it (5401)

On 08/08/2011 at 1:30am - work - by Dispute (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

#17402357
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22157) - you deserved it (2613)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:07am - work - by a-mishunderstanding -

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

#17398153
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23422) - you deserved it (13192)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm - misc - by swmmr (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML

#17394480
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26845) - you deserved it (3406)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

#17394408
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26008) - you deserved it (5024)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:12am - misc - by ouch (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32586) - you deserved it (4579)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36325) - you deserved it (3591)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

#17388781
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24587) - you deserved it (3460)

On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

#17385440
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23399) - you deserved it (2841)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML

#17380808
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26771) - you deserved it (2565)

On 08/05/2011 at 7:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

#17379792
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31930) - you deserved it (2676)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)



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