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IantoJones

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IantoJones

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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 August 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 929
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About IantoJones : The 21st century is when everything changes...and you've got to be ready.

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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11053) - you deserved it (56675)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11749) - you deserved it (41207)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

#19144209
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22340) - you deserved it (3497)

On 02/23/2012 at 2:59am - love - by atsukobo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML

#19143991
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21300) - you deserved it (2639)

On 02/23/2012 at 2:03am - misc - by Blueshock08 - United States (Florida)

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

#19142654
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32097) - you deserved it (2681)

On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - kids - by crzyry (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML

#19142645
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26894) - you deserved it (10557)

On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - health - by SmallTownCutie -

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39434) - you deserved it (3566)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

#17707325
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33482) - you deserved it (3529)

On 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

#17681011
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35185) - you deserved it (2495)

On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

#17680724
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31102) - you deserved it (2089)

On 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by purpleivy (woman) - United States

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

#17672828
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28968) - you deserved it (2678)

On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37494) - you deserved it (5463)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40994) - you deserved it (2959)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

#17658715
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41858) - you deserved it (2167)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
682 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (49443)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States



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