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IantoJones

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IantoJones

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 August 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 576
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About IantoJones : The 21st century is when everything changes...and you've got to be ready.

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IantoJones's favorite FMLs

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

#17672828
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28730) - you deserved it (2670)

On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35977) - you deserved it (5325)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38485) - you deserved it (2779)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

#17658715
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40129) - you deserved it (2050)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
679 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30194) - you deserved it (49187)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38357) - you deserved it (2803)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML

#17487298
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30812) - you deserved it (12528)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22584) - you deserved it (3536)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

#17403916
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36919) - you deserved it (6680)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

#17403392
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21818) - you deserved it (5384)

On 08/08/2011 at 1:30am - work - by Dispute (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

#17402357
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20117) - you deserved it (2446)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:07am - work - by a-mishunderstanding -

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

#17398153
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21528) - you deserved it (12674)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm - misc - by swmmr (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML

#17394480
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24630) - you deserved it (3187)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

#17394408
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24255) - you deserved it (4831)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:12am - misc - by ouch (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32312) - you deserved it (4557)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)



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