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by Pretty_Pisces / 04/06/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 2:18pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work
Today, I'm on vacation and stupidly bought the cheapest sunblock I could find. Instead of protecting my skin, the sunblock acted as a damn lightning rod for the sun, and I now look like I just spent a few hours on a spit-roast. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Holidays
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
by okaydisarray / 03/22/2016 at 4:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 12:58pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Allergic to Assholes / 01/30/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, my boyfriend moved in with me. I just walked into my kitchen to find my thirty year-old, perfectly seasoned cast iron skillet completely submerged in soapy water in the sink, presumably from last night when he washed the dishes. FML
by miss_strauss / 01/25/2016 at 1:21pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four month old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2016 at 8:17am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by CaraMaria / 11/24/2015 at 4:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
by badmom / 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by big_bail / 04/03/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML
by King.Dick. / 04/02/2015 at 10:21am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals