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Ian_from_0070

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Ian_from_0070

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  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ian_from_0070 : I play guitar. 12 string 6 string and 6string electric. I row for a sport and enjoy listening to music

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Ian_from_0070's favorite FMLs

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35971) - you deserved it (24150)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

#15447949
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17732) - you deserved it (34687)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by Cuzles (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

#15431465
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35377) - you deserved it (6234)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

#14847206
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11079) - you deserved it (25378)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

#14450678
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25714) - you deserved it (4754)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by klyoung5 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

#14344893
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24426) - you deserved it (4025)

On 12/26/2010 at 10:47am - misc - by muffdriver (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

#14208425
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29060) - you deserved it (9819)

On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

#13909761
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44846) - you deserved it (4348)

On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

#13850065
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27368) - you deserved it (2448)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML

#13794199
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22840) - you deserved it (4368)

On 11/10/2010 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML

#13698951
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7632) - you deserved it (57884)

On 11/03/2010 at 7:23am - misc - by Gemma - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

#13321339
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10961) - you deserved it (59043)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

#12826740
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11771) - you deserved it (47822)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

#12248112
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9895) - you deserved it (75599)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)



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