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  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ian_from_0070 : I play guitar. 12 string 6 string and 6string electric. I row for a sport and enjoy listening to music

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Ian_from_0070's favorite FMLs

Today... mah misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed mah air freshener and turned mah faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon... with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. real FML

#19066178
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20779) - you deserved it (4163)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India

Today , jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck , mother made me take them off. FML

#19016945
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26210) - you deserved it (2895)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by courtneynaked (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I Took Off Sweatshrt In The Middle Of Class. The Tanktop I Was Wearing Underneath Went With It. FML

#18980998
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (7581)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got really bord so I postd on Facebook ( Someone should kidnap me for the day. ) My mom commentd, ( The only thing willing to kidnap you r aliens, an that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow. ) 16 people likd her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35997) - you deserved it (10186)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix because of the shattered screen. When I mailed mah laptop to them the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31870) - you deserved it (2567)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today... I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later... I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. mega FML

#18706374
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24921) - you deserved it (5071)

On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I got crcumcisd by my grlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54619) - you deserved it (11288)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with mah mother. We were terrifid and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into mah mother's ear. She reactd by flailing and driving her arm straight into mah face. FML

#18158885
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24406) - you deserved it (3732)

On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11819) - you deserved it (41774)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of mah automatic room freshener. As I held it to mah face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on mah face. FML

#17965758
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9840) - you deserved it (24628)

On 10/12/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by spoiled22 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, ( Auntie, y r you sitting like a kangaroo? ) I'd say the whole room pissed thier pants laughing. FML

#17910752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22795) - you deserved it (7561)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shrt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shrt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. mega FML

#17891002
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8589) - you deserved it (40114)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decidd to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

#17829441
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31503) - you deserved it (4685)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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