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  • Number of visits : 4223
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Iamnotfat : Just a guy who loves winter sports, and summer parties!

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Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML

#21518868
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24150) - you deserved it (1968)

On 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm - health - by fuckoffgramps (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27348) - you deserved it (12967)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I found out that my crush of a few years likes me. How? Her boyfriend told me, followed by a punch in the face. FML

#21513961
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22830) - you deserved it (1658)

On 01/11/2016 at 12:21pm - love - by anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

#21513365
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22384) - you deserved it (1621)

On 01/09/2016 at 10:27pm - misc - by Brayden - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

#21512914
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23576) - you deserved it (2096)

On 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm - love - by fuglymug (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

#21512660
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19476) - you deserved it (5022)

On 01/07/2016 at 9:08pm - misc - by AccidentalFlasher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a 65-ish year-old man told me that he's married and not supposed to look at other women, but that I tempt him. All while sitting next to his wife, who then told me I was going to hell. FML

#21511989
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22621) - you deserved it (1511)

On 01/05/2016 at 11:56pm - work - by Nicky_ham (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML

#21511573
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18292) - you deserved it (5077)

On 01/04/2016 at 10:08pm - work - by Emma (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

#21511306
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20175) - you deserved it (2050)

On 01/04/2016 at 6:18am - health - by tessisue - Germany

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

#21511215
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26603) - you deserved it (1610)

On 01/04/2016 at 12:21am - kids - by Xandriajoy10 - Australia

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

#21510678
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25333) - you deserved it (22351)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents confirmed we were going to be taking a Disney World trip for Christmas vacation. I already knew that we were taking a trip, but I was now missing a week of school. Being in 3 honors and an A.P. class, I said that I didn't want to go. I got called an "ungrateful, little prick". FML

#21506408
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20419) - you deserved it (7989)

On 12/21/2015 at 11:45pm - kids - by Screw My Parents - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

#21506177
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20451) - you deserved it (2001)

On 12/21/2015 at 9:56am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, four days before Christmas, I discovered a rash on my daughter's shoulder. The doctor took one look and said, "It's chicken pox. Merry Christmas." FML

#21506142
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21272) - you deserved it (1814)

On 12/21/2015 at 6:45am - kids - by BadLuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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