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Iamme30069
  • Town/Country : fortwashington, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 January 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 51
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19446) - you deserved it (5212)

On 12/25/2012 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by FuckMyEyes (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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On 07/31/2012 at 11:53am - love - by TheMissMuffly (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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