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I_suck_you_suck
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 November 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 282
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About I_suck_you_suck : I am a weird chick that likes making up big FML 's that realte to my life... FML

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Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiance was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

#1017067 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (63482) - you deserved it (24825)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:49am - intimacy - by nudesurprise (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (93659) - you deserved it (7268)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents house instead. FML

#145480 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (12526) - you deserved it (59059)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by JessP (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (13468) - you deserved it (4220)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)