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I_am_Oblivious
  • Town/Country : San Diego, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 March 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About I_am_Oblivious : I have one mission on this profile..
Vendetta against a member.

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Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

#8106835 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (12115) - you deserved it (3227)

On 02/10/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by roundemup (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

#6312781 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (7463) - you deserved it (12775)

On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML

#5753501 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (29372) - you deserved it (1366)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:23am - work - by superjesse006 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

#3472091 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (42730) - you deserved it (6898)

On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

#42474 (31)

I agree, your life sucks (36896) - you deserved it (1249)

On 02/14/2009 at 3:50pm - animals - by Anne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle and I overheard two of my friends at the basin area talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

#1516 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (14004) - you deserved it (1080)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by Youknowwho - Australia (Victoria)



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