About I_Hug_Cats : Miauw.
About I_Hug_Cats : Miauw.
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Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2014 at 3:03am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took a army-mandated personality evaluation test. The results said I had a high chance of schizophrenia and multiple personality syndrome. Part of me says that the test is probably spot-on, the other part says it has to be a mistake. Apparently this is another sign of schizophrenia. FML
by ArmyIT / 11/05/2014 at 6:42pm / Korea, Republic of / Health
by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:59pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
by limegreengiraffe / 11/01/2014 at 10:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 6:55am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Kids
Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML
by thewrittenrebel / 10/28/2014 at 3:40am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Animals
by soisblueballsdickhead / 10/26/2014 at 10:25am / United States / Intimacy
by 20singleandproudish / 10/23/2014 at 1:18am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Love
by bye loser / 10/20/2014 at 5:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML
by Deadpool434 / 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
by yee-whore / 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
by MegasaurusRex89 / 10/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Animals
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