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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1995 (20 years)
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Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML

#13506521
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32265) - you deserved it (3946)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

#13376999
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14498) - you deserved it (23296)

On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML

#13304809
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27370) - you deserved it (2907)

On 10/03/2010 at 2:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27103) - you deserved it (7400)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38196) - you deserved it (12406)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35167) - you deserved it (4968)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
301 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37317) - you deserved it (3659)

On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

#11324047
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40214) - you deserved it (27163)

On 06/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by PissyPants (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

#11028124
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39910) - you deserved it (6934)

On 06/07/2010 at 3:03am - love - by flipflop - United States (California)

Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

#10945520
336 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Allie - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML

#10938544
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31731) - you deserved it (3637)

On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

#10693899
194 comments

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On 05/22/2010 at 4:32pm - animals - by lashless (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

#9519577
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11914) - you deserved it (63363)

On 03/31/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by darthmilfious - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML

#9205385
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16498) - you deserved it (20859)

On 03/19/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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