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Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
by habbsrule / 06/15/2012 at 10:21am / Canada / Kids
by latino14 / 06/15/2012 at 7:27am / United States (Maryland) / Health
by sickness_sucks / 06/15/2012 at 2:19am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by ouch / 06/14/2012 at 7:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
by sopissed / 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
by anonymous / 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
by ouch / 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by brokeass / 06/13/2012 at 8:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
by pandora / 06/13/2012 at 5:08am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Transportation
by bad date / 06/13/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Nebraska) / Money
Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML
by idontgetit / 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by fmmmmlll / 06/12/2012 at 1:29am / United States / Health
Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML
by JohnBlack / 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they… Today, my best friend since first grade, who I've been in love with for years and finally hooked up… Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed…